Karkat now how am I supposed to see when Nic Cage-
Shh…Just stare into my eyes Egbert…I’m the movie now.
Wow dumbass I still can’t see because uh you took my glasses.
Just a small set back. Just imagine staring into the dark oblivion that are my dreamy special eyes.
I’d rather see Nic Cage sorry Karkat.
MY SPECIAL EYES JOHN. MY SPECIAL EYES.
Give me back my glasses.
You can’t see them but they are sparkling with intense animu. Did I say that right?
Guess what Sarita!? I FINALLY FINISHED THIS THING!!! SARITA IS MY BESTEST FRIEND AND THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I WISH I COULD DO MORE FOR YOU THAN THIS STUPID CRAPPY PICTURE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE EMBARASSING AMOUNT OF TIME I TOOK TO FINISH THIS. I MEAN IT’S CHALKFUL OF SYMBOLISM BECAUSE I’M DEEP & CRAP LIKE THAT. I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT JOHNKAT IS TO YOU SO THERE. I used all that useless interior design knowledge I gleaned from HGTV for the hilarious idea that Karkat has a childish-esque nautically themed room. Also Mexican Humanstuck!Karkat.
I’m sorta proud of how it turned out.
Song of the mo: Cinema - Skrillex